GTF Quotes

From GTF

Contents 1 Famous and not so famous sayings from past GTFs 1.1 Unknown 1.2 GTF 2000 1.3 GTF 2001 1.4 GTF 2002 1.5 GTF 2003 1.6 GTF 2004 1.7 GTF 2005 1.8 GTF 2006 1.9 GTF 2007 1.10 GTF 2008

Famous and not so famous sayings from past GTFs

Here are a few things that have been overheard at previous GTFs that have been repeated over the years. Some of them are funny in and of themselves. Others have a funny story or situation (many occurring during a game at GTF) behind them. If you can remember any, drop me a line with the quote and the context!

Unknown

I was cleaning out my desk and found a paper with quotes from previous GTF(s). If you know where they go or who to attribute them to, help me out! - JimG

• Not to poison the well... - Kieron denigrating Pitch Cars
• It's not just about this year or the last...
• Done? You're supposed to say DONE!
• Topshelf - A Brian story
• Is the board set up right?
• HRSPN - 5 letters, all caps was all that was written down. WTF?
• I was there first! - Really late night Settlers of Catan...DanS and JimG had settlements too close to each other. Quote by JimG?
• Well, at least you're thinking about the game.
• Clearly, learning has NOT occurred.
• Cash MONEY! - Was this illumnati? JeffM...says it alot
• Wow! There is a group here nerdier than us! - Anthropologist conference? occurring during a GTF'

GTF 2000

• You have no use for a poison defense. - Jeff M during the infamous Dune session
• Everyone has a limit, and you reach everyone's limit - Kieron to McGowen after a frustrating (for Troy) game of WizWar

GTF 2001

• Learning has occurred. - Jeff L

GTF 2002

• Have you ever farted so loud you woke yourself up? - Brian, after doing precisely that

GTF 2003

• You are the 'Axis of Evil.' - Jeff L to Jeff M during a game of Star Munchkin

GTF 2004

• This isn't my cabin. - Kieron, when it really was his cabin
• Are there any burgers left? - Dan D after sleeping completely through lunch. And no, there weren't.
• I have a condition! - Nelson, explaining why he was walking up the stairs funny after...well, you'd better ask Nelson. :-)
• Did you hear something? - Greg, when Jeff M was trying to influence Greg's move during a game

GTF 2005

• I'm sure they playtested this a lot. - Kieron to Jeff C over combining Memoir '44 decks to play Overlord
• Spank, are you in the tank? - Troy
• If I get a werewolf for a 3rd time . . . - Nelson
• *heavy sigh* - Neslon after we punk'd him with a third werewolf
• Ok, time for everyone to fess up. - Spank, err, Ryan
• Build me an army worthy of Mordor. - Our dark lord Sauron who has dominion over all of middle earth until the end of time or next GTF????
• Ok, so I'm doing this. - Jeff M
• Hey, you had you chance to manipulate Dave too. - Jeff M to Dan S
• Is this my ship? Are these my cannons? Can I shoot you? Cool. - Josh, preparing for the first game of Pirate's Cove
• Did you change at work? - Jeff L to Jeff M during the trip down. Jeff M was wearing jeans and a t-shirt. It was what he wore to work.
• Can I get my Geekbucks?!?! - ???
• Fill out the form and submit it. *evil grin* - Kieron
• Hey what cards do you have in your hand? - Dan S, to distract Brian in Blink and win his semifinal match. Dan goes on to win the tournament.
• I'm never going to Utah. - Punch line to a story told on the way home from GTF. You'll have to figure out who's story it was!

GTF 2006

• Leave the wounded behind. - Jeff M. declares as the last hill is being climbed on the trek back from Dog Slaughter Falls. A grueling 7 mile round trip hike to find a cache hidden behind the falls.

GTF 2007

• It's Double Happy Open Poop Time - Overheard during a game of Tanz der Hornochsen, that Luke was teaching
• TheHowell is lying! He's the Saboteur! - Jeff L investigates for gold in a game of Saboteur and tells everyone TheHowell is lying. Everyone jumps on TheHowell while Jeff L. sits back quietly and watches. Turns out, Jeff L. was the Saboteur! Ah, the metagame gets TheHowell
• You're doing it wrong! (also I'm doing it wrong!) - Overheard at several games by Luke during the weekend
• That move was like putting a chastity belt on your own prom date - Brian T
• This group could make a hand of f*ing Uno take 2 hours to play. - Troy

GTF 2008

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